Let’s be honest. If you’re wearing a bow tie, you’re making a fairly bold statement. Most of the time, it looks a little goofy and a little funny — that’s just part of the look. But why not go with the flow of goofy and funny and go balls to the wall with it: this duck bow tie is hilarious and pushes the goofiness factor to the max. With a classic and simple design for the shape of the tie, having these fairly large ducks waddling on your neckwear is almost laugh out loud funny. So get yourself a white or light blue oxford, and try this thing on. Just be sure to have a sense of humor about yourself and you’ll probably be the life of the party. It’s $59.50 at J. Press.